Definitely NOT Pittsburgh… Not anywhere on the East Coast…

| February 13th, 2014, 7:33 PM

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Trunk Bay Beach, St. John, US Virgin Islands. (Photo: Amanda Jaffe)

This picture captures the vibes here, if not the weather.

John, who works at a major US museum, will remain anonymous to protect him from the jealous rage this picture will incite across the snow- and ice-covered East Coast.